Madame Cornelius
(Riff Regan, Steve Voice)

Smarter than the rest of the girls 
Addicted to her sexual designs 
Dressed in black leather and spikes 
Always stacked up to the nines

Social chitchat ain’t her style 
Her appetite’s second to none
Sizing up big boys all over the place 
Blowing them one by one

Hey, hey, hey. Here she comes … Madame Cornelius
She’s alright, she’s alright, she’s alright

See her at parties entertaining the guys 
Nobody wants her to leave
Surrounded by the people she meets 
Giving her new friends a squeeze

On the landing to the foot of the stairs 
Everybody’s joining the queue
Candy relieves all your cares 
Candy knows what to do

Hey, hey, hey. Here she comes … Madame Cornelius
She’s alright, she’s alright, she’s alright 

Hey, hey, hey. Here she comes … Madame Cornelius
The last one to turn out the light

Candy Cornelius one hell of a girl
Give her a line and she’ll give you the world 
Forget all the others she’s one of a kind You’ll be fine…

She’ll show you her collection of toys 
Whips that crack and stun
But don’t go down in her dungeon 
This is no house of fun

She’ll put a blindfold over your eyes 
Chain you near to a wall
Take pleasure in all of your cries 
As she kicks you right in the balls

Hey, hey, hey. Here she comes … Madame Cornelius
She’s alright, she’s alright, she’s alright 
Hey, hey, hey. Here she comes … Madame Cornelius
The last one to turn out the light
She’s alright, she’s alright, she’s alright, 
She’s alright, she’s alright, she’s alright
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