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Crazy Paving

Everyone’s A Winner

Everyone’s A Winner

The man in the bottom flat
Is crying out and shouting out
Something about
The country going down the drain
He’s saying we’re to blame

The party’s going in full swing
Josephina wants to bring
Gatecrashers in from next door
They don’t have much to say
Yesterday has gone
Going for a song
Didn’t I tell ya?

Everyone’s a winner
Everyone’s a golden wonder
Everyone’s a winner
Everyone’s a golden wonder
For you, you, you

The lady in the flower shop
Is the only person in our block
Who never ever seems to complain
She’ll fly our flag
But I told her who needs it?

They’re knocking on my window pane
The telephone rings again
‘Turn down that noise or we’ll die!’
Why, why don’t you like it?
You’ll just have to stick it
You’ll just have to stuff it
Didn’t I tell ya?

Everyone’s a winner
Everyone’s a golden wonder
Everyone’s a winner
Everyone’s a golden wonder
For you, you, you